Juicy in da land of ice and beautiful women...

Beauty is pain!

2007-08-30T07:37:00.000-07:00

i would never participate in a beauty competition... they are silly... haha

just see how this girl turned out under pressure...

the juice is leaving Iceland the 4th of September to go do some damage in Ecuador...

Give you more updeates later and maybe I will blog about it once in a while

cheers!

Kiwi Happy belated b-day!!!!!!!!!

2007-07-20T05:39:00.000-07:00

My bestest Kiwi in all the kiwi universe!!! How could I have forgotten your birthday!!! I am a horrible friend. You can touch my boob anytime hahahaha. Happy b-day the 13th of July and I hope you had as many was we did this night... Wanna come to Iceland this summer?? Let me know...

Your juicuest Juicy in the whole Juicyworld.

2007-06-05T07:42:00.000-07:00

Just checking if anybody reads this sheize... if not i might have to have a funeral for it next week, so if you want to get juicy news you gotta let me know within a week... hehe

back on the icecube for the summer and it is windy and rainy, just the way i like it! i have started a new job as a home nurse, i´ll let you know how that goes...

here is a picture of me from last weekend, peace out amigos

what kind of beer are you??

2006-10-04T19:16:00.000-07:00

above all... happy b-day wiss!!! finally 23!!

check this out:

You Are Corona

You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!

What's" Your Beer Personality?

hope you guys take this test and tell me what you are!

new pics

2006-08-06T19:05:00.000-07:00

hey gyus... hope you are doing fine whoever still checks this site... i just got back from apple river and wowowowowow it was awesome, why havent i heard about this before!!! im gonna go again fidjizzel.

but if you want to see some pics from last nite and the nite before they are in my album as amerísk þjóðhátíð:)

meghan, u rock!

catch u on the flipside

ólöf

zidane

2006-08-01T16:08:00.000-07:00

hahaha... the french can´t forget what zidane did so they made a song about it that is now the most played song in france:) checkitout!

im in wisconsin coaching and doing pretty good.... catch u on the flipside

Droppin´ Krónur on a Rúntur

2006-07-19T17:48:00.000-07:00

hehe hey guys... not too long until my return to das states, anyone wanna get drunk?? I know all of you have probably seen this video these crazy guys did in Iceland, but if you havent i suggest you click it... reallllly funny!!

anyways, life is good, the pictures are in progress but some of them are already there so feel free to spy on me under juicy´s pictures

plus, has anyone heard of the reality tv show called rockstar supernova?? if not, you should start watching it coz magni (one of the rockers) is icelandic and is doing an awesome job, everybody vote for him!!!

anyways, i´m out! smell ya later

Kiwi Beats

2006-07-13T09:50:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Nathan Knox, Kiwi Beats, Kiwi Pro, Kiwi the drunk, or whatever you choose to call him!

I will have one.. or two you know what in your honor tonight
urs truly juicy

blow... or blow up

2006-07-07T07:17:00.000-07:00

So you know the president of Greece and Iceland visited us here yesterday in Vísir (the fish exporting company my family owns) and given, the security for it was quite something for a small town like Grindavík (2400). A few girls down at the factory were joking about it and laughing and wondering why all this security, who is gonna attack the president with the fish cutting knife?? anyways, one of my cousins, Margrét (we have no imagination when it comes to name giving here in Iceland, for us its having the least amount of names for the most amount of people...) yes, Margrét, she was joking around and saying she wanted to make a sign saying... I´M GONNA BLOW THE PRESIDENT!! hahaha, she was politely corrected by nearby workers and asked if she didnt mean BLOW UP THE PRESIDENT, yes, that was what she meant and with an embarissing smile told everyone she had no intentions of blowing the president or anyone for that matter... hahaha

anyways, i´m on my way camping again, this time i´m going up sauth-west to "Irish days" (pat i´m honoring your friendship with this trip:) basically it is a festival with beer drinking, singing and dancing. The competition the most read-headed Icelander will also be huge, as well as the most accurate grandma in shooting some hoops, very interesting. I think i might convince my grandma, Margrét, (no it´s true, that is her name!) to compete, but she is very fun and energetic and i think she could bring me back the gold!

well so long dear friends, hope Óskar (the dog) is doing well, poor pooch!
lots of love ÓlÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖf

ice ice baby

2006-07-04T13:31:00.000-07:00

hey guys, just a little feed back from the icecube. in june in iceland we got six days of no rain, that is 30 - 6 = 24 days of rain in june! thank god it doesnt get dark during the summer time, bc then people would have fled the island in search for just a little bit of dry days.

i have been extremely busy with football, work and working out, occasionally have i had a few beers and last weekend i went to see the icelandic horse championship up north (pat and megs, u guys have probably passed this place:) it was in one work freakingamazing!! icelanders were recently voted the happiest people in the world by some english research, and i think all of them were there, partying and horseback riding.

on thursday the president of greece will be in iceland for a polite visit, and guess who will be hosting him... my dads company! and guess who will be showing the presidents around? (icelandic one too) the language pro myself! we have been going over security with the police and stuff and are ready to show our best saltfish exports...

anyways, on this horse tournament thing i bumped into an old mac kid... Ragnar! he was on fire on the dance floor, of coz the camera was on and here are a few pics.. i´ll try to blog more if people comment:)
bléééés

huh... A Town Risk?? ahhhh aT own risk!!

2006-05-30T21:38:00.000-07:00

i know i havent been uploading at all and i have no clue if anybody even checks this one out, but i just got back from our roadtrip (minn-n.c-washington d.c-min) and it was awesome... here is a picture with moi and my favorite tv star ever, Carleton from Fresh Prince who we bumped into on our way...

anyways, im still in the states and will be until tuesday, then i´ll be back in july

dont miss me too much
das juice

Andrew Wissler... REALLY!!!

2006-03-06T11:40:00.000-08:00

While some people were looking fly-y-y-y-y-y...

Others were trying to set a new trend in men´s shoe fashion...

...and failed horribly!!

or is it just me??

The BEER-ME Diet

2006-02-15T17:07:00.000-08:00

FACT: A lite beer has between 70 and 100 calories, is almost all water, and the part that isn't water is almost pure carbohydrates.

FACT: The average diet recommends a daily caloric intake of 1,200 calories for women, 1,500 for men, if you want to lose the medically safe two to three pounds a week. On the "Beer-Me" diet, that equates to at least 12 beverages a day for women, and 15 for men; a measurable goal.

FACT: The alcohol in beer is a diuretic, which causes the water to flush out almost immediately, leading to a consistent workout regimen including deep knee bends (getting out of the chair), fast walking (getting to the bathroom) and squats (as the case may be).

FACT: Drinking beer actually helps you sleep, even when you aren't necessarily tired. All that added rest is certain to help any problems you may have experienced in sleep deprivation, or by counting calories on those other fad diets. In addition, you may experience the occasional "How did I get here?" when you wake up, which always makes for lively conversation, and possibly additional exercise if you have to sneak out and run home.

FACT: The "Beer-Me" diet is good for your heart. After just one day of consuming your required 12-15 beers, you will certainly want to consume some aspirin, which is medically proven to help prevent heart attacks.

FACT: On the "Beer-Me" diet you can eat anything you want. The only rule is that you cannot consume any food until you have consumed at least half of the day's required beers. This way the food will probably only stay in your body a short time, until you again exercise the deep knee bends, quick walk and, this time, the "lean-over-and-hurl" stomach crunches.

FACT: Beer drinking is often done in bars, where other forms of exercise are common. Dancing, for example, is a good way to build up a thirst, as is chasing members of the opposite sex. If you really want to maximize your workout, try actually walking up to the bar, versus using a waitress. To take this to the extreme, you could even get up and get someone else a beer; perhaps someone who is newer to the diet plan than yourself.

FACT: Beer is cheaper than Jenny Craig and many similar pay as you go diet plans. Based on these facts, let's run through a given scenario for diet implementation.

CAUTION: This is a weekend diet plan, and should only be attempted during the work week by only the staunchest of dieters.

MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY: Eat junk food and basically be a slob.

FRIDAY: Feeling "huge," swing by the liquor store and stock up. Go to favorite place of beer drinking and begin the consumption process (remember 12 for women, 15 for men).

SATURDAY (a.m.): Wake up (as required) and lounge around all day, feeling slightly smaller after expunging any food that you may have accidentally consumed (particularly if it involved beef jerky or something similar from 7-11). Take aspirin. Notice that you have absolutely no interest in food, anyway.

SATURDAY (p.m.): Restart cycle, noticing that your appetite has still not returned. Perhaps only meet half of your consumption goal due to an ongoing discussion with "the dog that bit you." This is a good thing, as only half-consumption means less than 1, 000 calories for the day, and you still don't feel hungry.

SUNDAY (a.m.): Wake up for mandatory sports day. This is a very convenient diet during football season, but it can be successfully implemented year-round. There is some major professional sport being played every day of the year except the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star game (it's a fact-look it up). Consumption on this day should be paced to cover the entire day-you don't want to peak too soon. Again you notice a lack of appetite, and are feeling thinner all the time. Don't forget the aspirin.

MONDAY: Return to work, feeling thinner, well rested, and surprisingly mellow. Mark your log book, and begin preparation for the upcoming weekend.

Happy Dieting!!!

pics

2006-02-13T20:13:00.000-08:00

hey guys, here to the left there is a link to my pictures, the titles are in icelandic, so just take a wild guess which album you wanna take a look at:)

but p.k. is back and as fine as ever after his trip to the motherland. tonite we are about to go pick the other fine gentleman who by the way is going to be our roommate here at Ashland, Kiwi Knox, the bird-hunter!

next friday my whole family except for the footballer will also be arriving to the land of dreams!!

so, a lot of new faces and a lot more beer to be drunken!!!

check out the pics, there might be one of you!

das juice

Pat Kelly and Kiwi Knox!

2006-02-07T17:33:00.000-08:00

The Irish beast and the greatest Kiwi in Kiwiland are about to honor us with their presence when they return from their journeys to the homeland...

Myself and Meghan are personally responsable for making the transition from their far away homelands to the land of dreams as easy as possible, so beerdrinking every night will be essential!

Starting off with Pat Kellys return on Saturday, so folks if you want in on this commity please contact the author of this article or her beloved roomie,

l8er suckers

Say goodbye to Christmas, 13 santa clauses and the elves

2006-01-08T15:07:00.000-08:00

As you know, us Icelanders have some strange traditions and of course use every single excuse we use to get drunk. This one I am about to tell you about has nothing to do with drinking, and shouldn´t have because this one is the celebration of the birth of jesus, Christmas. In Iceland there are 13 days of x-mas, and if you passed high school math you have already figured out that the 6th of January is our last day of christmas.

The 6th of january is also the day that the 13 santa clauses return back to the mountains where they live and the moving day of the elves. We also have fire works and a town show to say a proper goodbye to the loving christmas. The arrive at 18 on the 24th and leave the 6th of january at mignight. This year the celebration had to be postponed till the 7th because of terrible weather... so we got an extra day of christmas and the santa clauses and elves got an extra day:)

anyways, gotta go take down all the christmas decoration

catch you on the flipside, juicy

Gleðilegt ár!!

2005-12-31T07:10:00.000-08:00

May you all have a wonderful New Year (and Kiwi I know I´m so last year but hey, us here in the civil world still have a few ours left of 2005...)

I had a great year and I have the feeling that 2006 is gonna be even better (Aspen skiing, spring-break Mexico, graduation, cruise around the carribean, summer, volunteer work in China and then New Years again!!)

Nos vemos locos, love Juicy

happy hippy!!

2005-12-27T17:23:00.000-08:00

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MERRY X-MAS

2005-12-24T09:38:00.000-08:00

happy holidays and thank you for all the wonderful gifts I will open in about 4 hours when x-mas comes (they arrive at 18:00 icelandic time)

hope you are having fun and remember a good beer can never be to much drunken!!

love das juice

dear kiwi

2005-12-12T18:12:00.000-08:00

hey kiwi beats. i am dedicating this blog to you because it is approaching O.K day and i realize i will have to spend my favorite day of the week sitting and studying cuntonese-chinese... as for am i passing, well i think i might push it but make it. i have way-to-round-eyes for jinlaoshi to fail me.

another thing, i am following your footsteps and taking at least one independent project next year, with the correct professor who normally does not give under B+ i anything. good shit.

we just had our progressive where the theme was "fantasy lover" i was meant to be borat, but after looking for a mustash (how the hell do you spell that) and finding it at rackstock after 2 hour search i managed to lose it misteriously (probably misspelling again!) as soon as i got home (frankly i think magnus took it and uses it infront of the mirror before taking a shower...) so five min. before people came over i put together an "private wissler" army outfit which turned out ok. me and megs were champs and had up to 8 tequila shots at the 4th stop... thats all i remeber...

now two 10p papers, 3 finals and 1 oral exam to go.
wish me luck. i miss your small but firm butt.

love juicy

AND SHE'S BACK IN THE GAME

2005-11-29T11:44:00.000-08:00

hey dudes and doddlers, for Kiwi's sake I have decided to post a little somethin' somethin' until x-mas since all of y'all have been calling me day and night asking for what i want for x-mas. well, since i have got my two front teeth i have to start with...
CRYSLER 3000
then because my pimp ass shot class around my neck is wearing out i would like to get...
Littl'Jhons pimp-juice cup
then because spring break is coming up and we all know you cant have any wobbly bits hanging from ur trunk, i would really love to get...
YOGA BOOTY BALLET
now a days you cant gat away with owning a regular phone, now as you all know i have pimped up my phone to it's limit's and now i can hardly see the screen so i ask you dear reader to get me an...
IPOD phone
oh yeah and along those lines, i did drop my ipod on my way to school one morning and it never recovered so i need...
the new 60G IPOD with video
now I would also like for everyone to visit my house and chip in for our lovely mexico-fund box we have located at the back entrance of the house.

If there are any further questions regarding my WISHLIST drop me a comment here below

now stay in school and kids, dont buy drugs... become a rock star and they give yuo them for FREEEEE!!

JUICY OUT

Megs HAPPY B-DAY!!

2005-10-13T11:26:00.000-07:00

dearest meghan and all three others who read this page:

have a wonderful birthday and hope all your wishes come true... haha

lets have some fun tonight and remember that a hustler never sleeps, he naps

love
her-juiy-ness-

Wiss happy b-day!

2005-10-05T09:23:00.000-07:00

Juicy is good, D1 booty is still there and kicking some ass.

Just wanted to drop a quick hello to my roomie and mate Andrew Wissler who turns 22 today!! May all your b-day wishes come true and drink plenty of "bjor" coz it's freaking good for you...

my goodies my goodies my goodies.....

love 4. OLOF!

I tag you!!

2005-09-26T21:12:00.000-07:00

Hello there long time no touched the computer

it's just that chinese takes a little more time then i thouht it would and now i find myself stressing out about a test on a perfect do-nothing-but-watch-tv sunday night!! i didnt sign up for this...

anyways soccer is going great and we are now ranked number five in the country muahahaha!! what a joke:)

but the reason why im writing today is because of this new thing in the blogger world that everybody is talking about... To Tag People!!
Tagging someone means that once they are tagged they have to tell us 5 of the most useless things about themselves... so after have said that i tag the only person who actually reads this page...

KIWI BEATS and if Kiwi two is out there somewhere i tag you too!!

anyways gotta go watch Carrie Bradshaw and learn pick up lines from Samantha

juicy out

BABY'S GOT BACK

2005-09-07T08:33:00.000-07:00

Does anyone think that Kiwi is stupid? I think so. He's alwyas telling stories about everyone else just so that he will look good. I know many many stories of him, lets say falling on the only icey bit in iceland, teaching people UMARAPITI and many many more, but because i care for him i don't tell people any of them :) Now he on the other hand makes up stories of me so that, like i said, he won't look as bad. Last night he tried to make me look bad by twisting my words and making me sound dumb (which i am not) so, i think we all should get together and make kiwi look just as bad as he sounds..

sound good? thought so
juicy missed her first class today and is thinking about skipping the next one, because a wise man once said... the first week of school doesnt matter:)

hejdo

SATURDAY!!

2005-08-31T09:18:00.000-07:00

only three days
you guys better fill my glass and light my fire!!

can´t wait to see y´all and don´t fight over who picks me up from the airprot, k. so icelandic cheese, leg og lamb and lots of candy??

sure thing. bring it on coz i´m ready!!

c u when i get there!!

love juicy

here comes jhonny!!

2005-08-25T07:45:00.000-07:00

why is it that every time you go somewhere by plane you have to be hungover?? it is amazing to think about how many times i have left iceland to go to the states, to england, to mexico or just to denmark, i have been hungover every single time!!

and there was no exeption for megs, annie, pat and bacon... they all managed to fill my requirements for leaving iceland... some more than others... but that´s a different story :)

i just wanted to say that i miss you guys already, it is kinda empty here without you foreighn kids butchering the language hehe

i´ll end this today with a joke i heard and i think it is hilarious.. what about you guys:

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay

haha juicy out

why have one drink when you can have two??

2005-08-15T08:45:00.000-07:00

life is freaking good these days.

beautiful pat kelly is here, grindavík actually won a game last night 3-0, clint eastwood is filming a movie 20 min from my hometown and i see him and the crew around all the time, my twin sister just got a new job, my best-friend also got a new job, i didnt mess things up at my job today and next weekend is gonna be awesome, we have a game and reykjavík cultural night is coming up on saturday
(another excuse to get drunk...)

anyways, just wanted to share my happiness with you all
oh and another funny thing happened today, the guys at the national news-paper herer in iceland must be on crack because they announced my very alive grandmother dead in the paper today for no reason, it just said:
-Our beloved Margrét Sighvatsdóttir has passed away-
weird huh...

anyways gotta go wake up the beauty and force him to go watch practise and then do something funny

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuley

anyways

to all of yous who have experienced this...

2005-08-10T02:53:00.000-07:00

a lesson by Andrea Rowe... and there you go!

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH:

1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.

2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M
EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON
EATING IT.

6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.

9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.

11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TAS! TE THE GIN.

14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR

15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY BUT..."

16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.

17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE
STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUTDOWN
ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.

20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

have a wonderful wednesday and don´t do anything i wouldn´t do
juicy

oooiiiiii!!

2005-08-09T07:55:00.000-07:00

whaz up?? long time no see mr. key-board..

juicy has been extremely busy getting drunk and has been spotted at the nation´s hottest bars and clubs lately. On top of that she played a big part in a documentary about westman-islands that was filmed there this year, wearing her unforgettable "blondes do it better" t-shirt that i am sure that will be a "great success"...

this week i am supposed to host the owners of the coca-cola company in spain and show them a good time (what a job i have huh...) then next saturday me and ingibjörg are gonna have our version of "O.K" days and go ice-skating.. drink beer and later get absolutely waisted and shake those bottoms like there is no tomorrow...

and as for what is comin up... jesus bobby, pat kelly is arriving to the land of ice and dreams and gosh is he gonna be happy to see all the fun downtown reykjavík has to offer:)

anyways, i have to get back to work, i think i spilled my drink all over my co-worker´s coat. crap

juicy -out-

Westman Islands BABY!!

2005-07-27T15:43:00.000-07:00

yuuuup it´s time for the biggest party weekend in Iceland... THE WESTMAN ISLANDS-FESTIVAL

in other words... get drunk from friday till monday, listen to good music and party with 15.000 wonderful people in a small valley where you can see the most beautiful girls in the world dancing to amazing firework show and exoticope yp music... how good does life get??

Juicy will be departing on friday morning by boat (oh boy....) and will not return until monday night, hungover as hell ang hopefully with some of her juicy-est stories ever!!

if i were you i would hop in the next plane and swim over to the westman-islands... i´ll be the blonde one in the hill to the right... halla!

Football Fantastico

2005-07-15T07:24:00.000-07:00

as you may hvae heard from espn, we won our game the other night and are now in the final 4 in the cup over entire Iceland (i know it´s tiny.. but please just be happy for us hehe...) tonight we have another game coming up, a -friday night game- and we all know how that is going to end up... drinking as much as you possibly can while you are still recovering haha

tomorrow night we have an all-girls party coming up, where only girls can attend and you have to dress.. well sexy. Juicy is thinking about putting on one of her famous Janet Jackson "star" but her twin asked her politely to reconsider, so she did. I guess i will just have to go shopping for a new outfit, because you know you can never be seen in the same outfit twice!!

everything else is going great and hope you guys are doing fine as well

enough for now, J-Lo is in need for new clothes...
adios mis queridos

september 3rd

2005-07-11T08:56:00.000-07:00

please make sure that you aren´t going to be doing anything else but partying with me september 3rd, because my big-comeback to the land of big-mac and miller will begin that very same day...

also my dear friend and beauty-king Pat Kelley is about to experience something very special when he arrives to Grindavík city the 15th of agust... can´t wait to get an excuse to take a day or two off and explore the land of ice with the american...

apart from that life is good, work busy, soccer is going ok even though we lost one f****** game and social life is as good as it gets

well, gotta run to the post office to see if Josh Hartnett sent me anything

love ólöf daðey

Dump him before he dumps you!!

2005-06-29T04:02:00.000-07:00

Next time I pin down a man I am going to fallow the 10 day "program" that Shante in the movie -Two can play that game- was teaching me yesterday... Plant som underwear under the couch and claim it is not yours... if he´s cheating he´ll come up with some sort of a lie who they belong to, pretty clever huh...

Anyways life is getting back to normal after two weeks of fun and reality really does bite... Man, work from 8-4 and then again from 5-6 and then soccer... afterwards maybe go down town with my girlfriends and check if there is any new meat in town (haha just kidding) But after about 3 weeks it is time for the famous Westman Islands festival, where Icelanders get drunk for four days straight and do things that only stay in Westman Islands... haha. I can´t wait to see the look on Megs and Annie´s face when Ólöf shows her right face with beer-drinking that is unheard of!!

Well my boss just gave me a look, not because I am looking stunning today, but because I should get back to work

chao

Viva Mexico!!

2005-06-27T08:43:00.000-07:00

Hola amigos... Que tal??

I am back from Mexico, safe and tanned after two weeks of plain fun. I managed to go see one of the mayan-villages in the jungle, go visit a bat cave and injure myself on my way up, go to Cuba and drink mojitos, smoke cuban cigars and dance cuban salsa with the locals... simply amazing. We also went to see some of the old mayan-ruins and caused three days straight of rain (we decided to sacrifice Magga to the raingods for fun and 5 min later they answered our prayers and it rained non-stop for three days straight... haha)

I learned some local mexican slang which is going to be very useful to me in the future.. haha. The hotel we stayed at was a 5 star all-inclusive hotel and we even got served all the way to the beach all day long... At night we would hit the bars and drink some agua-mexicana (tequila)

if you want to see some pictures you can check out my sister´s pictures and the password is BRENDA

http://www.dotphoto.com/GuestViewAlbum.asp?AID=2559232&Page=1

and here are some Cuba pictures too

http://www.dotphoto.com/Go.asp?l=maggastinarokk&P=41B1&AID=2560001&Pres=Y/

well gotta go to practise coz i think i got a beer belly from all the cerveza....

hasta luego!!

Holy carp

2005-06-07T08:04:00.000-07:00

Why do people take my stuff when I leave them at a table at a dance?? I know I wouldn´t even consider taking somebody´s stuff if I would see it lying around, I would return it happely to the owner, hope (if it is a he) that he is cute and maybe get a kiss on the cheek... but hey that´s me

but as you clever ones figures out, I lost my purse last saturday and my card-company just informed me that those sons of bithces tried to take out money in the "speed-bank" but didn´t have the right pin-number. So like every good citizen I went to the police and told them that my purse had been stolen. Since this kind of "crime" is the only crime we have in Iceland, the police is as we speek going through survalance cameras that are situated in the automatic banks here in Grindavík, and within few hours I will know who exactly has my money, phone and most important phone-numbers!!

I am quite the detective huh.. well I´d better get back to work because tomorrow is my last day before I leave this wonderful country for two weeks in order to get absolutely waisted in the heart of Mexico!!

adios amigos...

Juicy´s travels

2005-05-25T08:14:00.000-07:00

yo -here is the list of the countries I have visited:

Sweden
Norway (for about half an hour...)
Denmark

England
Ireland

Portugal
Spain: Canary Islands
Mallorca
Benidorm

Ecuador
Colombia (for a day, but hey still counts!!)

and of course the United States

-here is a list of countries I am yet to visit:

New Zealand (I have to see what element made Kiwi the way he is!!)
Australia (sorry Kiwi...)
Fiji
Thailand

Italy
France
Switzerland

Senegal
Ghana

Mexico
Honduras
Costa Rica

Foroe Islands (I have to go there to see mini-Iceland)

mexico is the next one on the agenda, then probably the states again :) anyone interestid in going bankrupt and travel with me??

-compared to me you guys are a festival!!

Welcome to Iceland strange foreigners!!

2005-05-24T08:41:00.000-07:00

I´m at work and I have absolutly no idea what I am doing... so I decided to write a little blog so that it looks like I am working :)

Only three days until Wiss, Annie and Meghan explore the beautiful Iceland that I have been telling them about... hope the weather wont be shit and people at the airport wont be pissed because of the weather... If there is, Erla you will have to do some serious damage control and sweet talk them into loving our country.. si??

another thing, my cousin just had a baby yesterday morning, on our grandma´s 75th birthday so expect nothing but happiness and smiles from my relatives!!

We have a football game the same day as they arrive so strange foreigners, you cant really enjoy the luxury of Icelandic beer until saturday (unlike Kiwi who dove right into our beer culture and ended up, well pissed as always!!)... hope you will manage!

well that´s it for now, my boss is looking at me like he´s about to kill me, so I should get on with my work (that I have no idea how to do...)

stop looking at me...... SWAN!!

Eurovision

2005-05-19T03:05:00.000-07:00

Happy Eurovision day!!

Today us weird ass europeans have our annual Eurovision song contest, or better yet the pre-contest for the big contest next Saturday night. You must be asking yourself what the hell I am talking about, I must be on crack, but nooo. The Eurovision sog contest is like the name indicates, a song contest between european contires. Each contry sends one artist, normally a popular artist in their home country, and they write a song specilly for the contest. This contest is broadcasted in all the contires that are participating and after the artists perform their song, the contires give each other points after a national phone vote (can´t vote for your own country) and so on. At the end of the night you have the winner, the Eurovision song!!

-you should really check out the Eurovision web site:

http://www.eurovision.tv/english/index.htm

In Iceland it always is a pretty big deal and people have Eurovision parties all over (again, another excuse to party...) Every year we go into the contest and think we will win this time, but we alwyas manage to stay in the last places. Our best results are 2nd place in 1999, and this year we have the same artist as back then so we shouldn´t be in the last 5 like always...

anyways, I hope I have shown you a thing or two about the Eurovision song contest, can´t wait until Saturday for the real event... and Magnus I know you are excited too!!

hehe see yous

sæl og blessuð (hi how´s it going...)

2005-05-18T06:35:00.000-07:00

the weekend was as sweet as the Icelandic candy and I managed to shake my ass, drink some sangria and call my ususal phone-victims after hours...

i want to say congrats to all my friends that managed to graduate this weekend and i wish i could have been there with you guys... but mexico was calling so i decided to take my finals in iceland and go to there in june, but anyways "til hamingju með árangurinn" (congratulations) with your diploma, i am veru proud of you... next year it will be me who will be up there in my tradicional icelandic outfit, should be a good laugh:)

-i heard about the "riot" around booze-cruze and my god, what the hell is wrong with the system if a bunch og seniors can´t have a small get together in the middle of kirk court-yard, drink some beer and then just go home (or to other people´s houses haha) what´s the worst thing that could happen? why not spend some of the money that it costs to supervise these type of activities in something more important, like lets say, the drug war?? i mean, this seems so simple and useless to me... bt then again i am just a stupid foreigner who is use to all the freedom in the world and can drink my beer wherever i want to...

-speaking of which, this weekend is a soccer-party with my team Fjölnir, and the theme will be a "senorita theme". if you have any ideas, please let me know, coz all i have so far is a flower in my hair and a latin-lover in my arms...

after said that i think i will leave work and go and practise my salsa-moves

a quick test at the end to see if you actually leared something in Icelandic, how do you greet people in icelandic?

-glæsilegt!!

Iceland oh Iceland

2005-05-12T04:10:00.000-07:00

Did you guys see the Oprah show Around the world?
Holy canloly, there was a special report about Iceland and Icelandic women that you should really check out.

-First of all Iceland is known for it´s great nightlife... When it is dark 24 hours, what else is there yo do but hit the bars... And when it´s light 24 hours and you can´t sleep, what do you do? You hit the bars!! Icelandic nighlife starts around midnight and doesn´t end until six or seven in the morning...
-Second of all the woman in Oprah´s show described Icelandic women as very beuatiful and "liberal". We are supposed to be very independent and "sex" isn´t a taboo in this country. The dating culture is very different from the one in the States, I would say there almost isn´t any. Not many guys get a girls number and ask her on a date. -The Icelandic way is to text her, maybe meet her sometimes downtown and then later, when he feels like he knows her, then they go see a movie...

Hehehe it was funny to see Oprah´s reaction to our culture. For example the phonebook we have, even our prime minister is listed there. We all fit into one book, one book for the entire country! Then there is the issue of racism, but in Iceland it is illegal to say racist things, especially in public and you could get a time in jail. The crime rate is very low and it is considered one of the safest places on Earth. We heat our houses with gothermal power and we use the rest of the hot water we get from the earth to heat up outdoor swimming pools around the country. We love our national holidays and for example this month we have two, and the next month two as well. Not to mention our 13 days of Christmas and Second day of Easter...

If this little piece of pulitzer-price article hasn´t moved your longing to come to Iceland and visit me, then you should really reconsider your expectations:) hehe

well, along with my 270.000 country-men I say goodbye and hope to see your ass soon!! I know I will see Meghan, Annie, Wiss and my dearest sister Erla in about.. hmmm two weeks!!!

Bæó, í bili þó!!

Who stole my nipples?

2005-05-09T06:10:00.000-07:00

haha anyone remember the brittish comedy show Smack the Pony? haha

anyways, after a 6-0 lost last night I almost considered quitting soccer and this whole athletic crap. Why be sober friday and saturday for a big game sunday and then lose 6-0!! I should have gotten drunk and play hungover lika a normal person... Man, I haven´t lost this big since.. well I don´t kow when and frankly I am very upset about it.

How did I handle it? Well, first I
-accepted some "sympathy food" from my parents
-then I drank a coulpe of feel-good-beers
-ended up with a few friends in the movie theater to see the Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy (I take no responsability for misspelling stuff btw)

I am not a quitter and I am just going to punish myself for playing like crap with some more exercise and no coke for a month (oh boy...)
-i bet some of you are wondering why i didnt say "no beer" well, when we lose 7-0 or more then I will take the beer of my agenda, k?

anyways, on my way to work

hang in there
-juicy

Ipswich pictures!!

2005-05-04T08:20:00.000-07:00

Magga Stina Rokk has been so nice to let us see her pictures from the land of football...

just check out this webpage:

http://dotphoto.com/GuestViewAlbum.asp?AID=2412462

-juicy-

Lucky me!

2005-05-04T07:30:00.000-07:00

Something funny noramlly happens to people like myself. Yesterday I almost killed myself while cleaning the offices when I got the floor a little bit too wet and I slipped on it. Last night I went to the movie theaters with my twin and we were the only two poeple in there!! I thought I was in some kind of a movie where no one is awake and you can do whatever you want beause no one sees you...

Today I woke up two hours before usual and thought it was time for work (but as you know we have light almost 24 hours these days) and so I almost showed up at work at 6, when it really start at 8, silly me:)

I also manage to answer the weirdest phone calls at work. Today there was a woman calling claiming to work with our company and saying she spent a lot of money on sationary and she wanted the money for it. After half an hour of persuation from my part I convinced her she was calling the wrong company and finally got her off the phone.

Now it is 15, or 3 o´clock and I am waiting for something supernatural to happen, a volcano eruption in the mointain next to my street or something,

Well I´m off to tempt destiny!
au revoir mes amis

Lets make lika a banana and split

2005-05-02T08:24:00.000-07:00

Hello mates!

Yes, as you can see I am very influenced by my stay in England this weekend. We left last thursday to London, which is about an hour away from Ipswich Town, where my brother will be playing. A well marked IPSWICH TOWN FOOTBALL CLUB bus picked us up and made us feel very special:) The driver was really funny and spoke a whole lot to me and Magga on the way there (mainly because we were sitting in the front with him), but he spoke so much that while dropping us of at the hotel he managed to drive the bus under the roof and damage it a little bit, it was hilarious!!

The next morning we woke up to his horrible sound, like the fire alarm or something, after a few pints from the night before me and Magga weren´t really thinking straight and thought that maybe just our room was too warm because the windows were not open. So I took my pillow and tried to keep the noise down while Magga open the windos and tried to let some air in. After a few minuites of doing that it stopped. Later we found out that it really was the fire alarm, but thank god there was no fire...

Then we met up with Erla, who came all the way from Minnesota to be with us, thank you very please for that Erla!! and of course as you can imagine we lost it and partied the whole weekend... We did see Ipswich beat Crewe 5-1 in an awesome game and experience the english football culture, which is the best in the world. Why don´t I live in England?

Anyways,it was a great weekend with the family and I am defenately going back one day when Óskar starts playing there.

I have to say thanx to my sisters for a very good dance competition, even though my twin was a little rusty. And thanx to Luke Hobbs for his effort, dont worry alcohol does effect your movements :)

I had my first final this morning and did pretty good compared to half an hour preparation... Tomorrow I have another one and that is not going to be easy, but as I always say, Cs get dregrees!!

Lets make a tree and leaf!

-are you finished?
-no I´m icelandic!!

Idaho? No, U da ho!!

2005-04-26T01:44:00.000-07:00

Here are some funny Icelandic sayings that sound fine in icelandic, but for some reasons makes no sense in english, there you go:

-There does no mitten takes (means you have to put extra effort in what you are doing)
-Compared to you, I am a festival (my personal favorite, explains it self, I HOPE!)
-I come completely from mointains (means I have no idea what is going on)
-The raisin at the end of the hot dog (sounds weird, but means the treat at the end of something)
-Not to ride a fat horse (means to fail in something...)

Well thats about it for now, I seem to have terminated the few braincells I had left after heavy-dinking the past few years..

to be continued (do braincells ever come back??)

play on playa...

2005-04-18T10:06:00.000-07:00

I hate mondays... you have the whole week to think about, plus things are coming back about what the hell you did last saturday night. But the good thing about this week is that next thursday is a national day off, it is the official first day of summer!!! I know it sounds hilarious, and it is, I mean it was snowing two days ago... but we need our special days so we can have an excuse to get drunk...

As you can imagine we won that game 3-2, but no Juicy goals though. It was a good game and I am actually getting into my former shape, unlike last year... I was drunk more then I was sober... But that was then and this is now :) right??

In two weeks I am going to England to see the team that just signed my brother, Óskar (a 16 year old goal keeper) and hopefully my older sister will join us too... We are going to stay there for a weekend and if I know myself correctly we will paint that Ipswich town red, go to London and maybe check out a few mates in Cambridge... you never know!

Well I have a paper to write about religion in Cuba...

and I´m gonna end it with a frase that my 5 year old cousin said to me in english yesterday:

play on playa!!

...and world peace!!

2005-04-16T05:03:00.000-07:00

As you clever ones figured out, I am on my way to the Beauty Peagent, Miss Suðurnes (the one I was tricked into a couple of years ago remember???) Of course I have to look my very best and I had planned for Gebba (my best friend and my hairdresser) to do a hair-do, maybe curls or something and for my twin the makeup-artist to fix my face, but nooooooo I have a game at 5 o'clock and the Peagent starts at 7:30. I guess I will just have to show up sweaty and messed up after the game, fashionably late of course. I mean, "you´re not late, everyone else is early..."

On top of that I went skiing yeasterday in the sun. No, I did not wear sunscreen and yes I am suffering from it as we speak. You might say I look like a smacked tomamto... But apart from the burning part, the mountain was awesome. It is only a 40 min drive from my hometown Grindavík and surprisingly there wasn´t any line at the "lifts" (what do you call the thing that you sit in and it takes you to the top??) and the snow was soft and nice. I was looking good on the snow and doing my short turns like never before... but at the end of my last trip down I managed to fall pretty hard and almost injure myself. The reason was i thought I saw this guy that I knew (a really hot one nota bene..) and i completely forgot to ski, so i just "bid it" and took a good dive, silly me:) Turned out it wasn´t him haha

So as you can see, there is alwayas action in Juicy´s adventure in Iceland. Today I have a game, like I mentioned and I hope my good luck will continue and I will score another left-footed goal that will make the news!!

take care and don´t do anything I wouldn´t do
muahahahaha

She shoots, she scores!!

2005-04-11T14:22:00.000-07:00

My icelandic friends have been making fun of this webpage and can´t seem to understand why the hell I bother writing some shit in english that no one reads! Please help me help them see that yes this webpage is read every now and then and get your american or other nationality asses to comment so that they will shut it once and for all!!!

As for "funner" stuff, we had a game last saturday against a team called Keflavík. People from Grindavík is meant to hate this team, it is our Saint Thomas (if you know what I mean...) so you can see the importance of winning just so you can hold your head high...

To make a long story short, we won 2-1, a player down and our coach lost it and got red carded as well. They got two penalty kicks, but only scored from one of them. Juicy had a beautiful left footed shot that ended in the goal and is now a legend in Grindavík. She was playing Roberto Carlos´ position, left back and the critics gave her 4 stars of 5 possible :)

Afterwards was "careless" weekend for me and some funny friends and I ended up at my favorite club, Ari í Ögri where I shook my ass with my twin sister who btw gets the player of the weekend award this time...

Anyways, always party time in Iceland. The day gets longer and longer and now we can see the sun until 21:30 and it is up by 6:30 in the morning, not bad... Only a few days left of school and about time that I actually read a book or two, coz the bullshitting coaching from Kiwi will not get me through the history of South America and I am not going to hit on the 50 yr old teacher... no way!

Bueno amores mios, a little question at the end:
The Beatles or Rolling Stone?

chaito

My gosh your a sexy little thing...

2005-04-08T08:34:00.000-07:00

I was watching Jay Leno the other night (yes we do have Jay Leno in Iceland but it is about week old haha) and he went as normally Jaywalking and met up with some weird people. This time he went out to ask guys about pick-up lines. I was shocked to listen to all the cheezy lines that guys actually use to try to get it on with us poor girls.
A priest (who can date) used this one:
Hey, can I see the tag on your shirt? Yes, like I thought, made in heaven.
And a geek used this one:
If your left leg was Chirstmas, and your right leg New Year´s Eve, then can I see you during the Holidays?

Now girls, which freak would you go out with? Actually, you dont have to answer that because it is plain stupid. Neither!! So guys, don´t use cheezy lines, just buy us drinks (preferably Vodka Red Bull) and we get drunk, it is easy from there on... hehe just kidding, all you feminists out there I am just joking...

As for my life, I almost dont have any, I work everytime I am not tortured at school and when it sounds like a good idea to get drunk I have games the following days, mother f.... but this Saturday is careless-day and me and my girlfriends are gonna get all dressed up and get hammered, what a wonderful combination...

Shout out to fridaythelong, nice to hear from you #14:)
Guleyyyyy!!

See you later (read with kiwi accent...)

2005-03-29T03:51:00.000-08:00

I want to dedicate this blog to a dear friend of mine, mr Kiwi Knox who I briefly talked to this weekend and who i admire very much as a person. Kiwi graduated from Macalester 2004, a econ major and a person who believes in the person inside the man. His motto is C´s get degrees and I have become to belive that every word that comes out of Kiwi´s mouth is true. As a newcomer in this strange land of dreams, USA Kiwi took me around and showed me how things work. He tought me that you don´t really have to show up for the first week of class, you can extend your spring-break up to a week and that you can ALWAYS pull up the foreign card. But his strength was knowing all the easy classes at Mac and for his knowlegde I got a 4.0 and from that I drew my nick name, 4.0lof.

Juicy was also Kiwi´s idea that he got during our O.K. days (Olof-Kiwi days) O.K. days are Tuesdays for normal people, but neither of us had class or anything those days so we made sure that O.K days were always fun. Noramlly they consisted in going to the mall and getting expensive fun stuff... Like a sign for Erla´s door saying Andrew´s private parking and a disco bowl. We would also get drunk and go dancing and from there Kiwi saw that bootie and named it Juicy haha. So I want all of you to think differently about tuesdays from now on and always make sure that you do something fun on O.K days.

Kiwi mate, you muppet hope you get to be in a poster with the Thunder and get to give teenage girls autographs hehe
good luck with everything, Juicy

Fish Cuttin´ Biatz

2005-03-23T07:53:00.000-08:00

So, now is the time when all the Icelanders race to the stores to get a thing we all love, easter-eggs. Icelandic easter eggs are made of chocolate and filled with sweets and a "saying". This "saying" is based on either old frases from the vikings or the folk-stories. On the morning of easter day, there is a tradition to hide the eggs and then give clues to find them, fish is low and bird is high. Once the egg is found, it is broken into pieces and the saying is read. Each saying has a meaning and I personally think they play the role of a fortune-teller. I will later share with you all what i got...

Except for looking forward for easter to come, I have been working my ass off and written a few essays. As you all know, Icelanders tend to take long vacations and easter is no exception. Our vacation starts today, and continues until tuesday. All stores and everything is closed, but bars will be opened after midnight... NICE! Normally easter is a time where everyone cuts lose because the sun doesnt go down until 9 o´clock at night and it is a reminder of that the sumnmer is aproaching...

This year will be no exception, party on!

I wish you guys all the best and will give you updates later...
Ólöf Daðey Pétursdóttir

Yaaaaa Maaaan

2005-03-20T16:07:00.000-08:00

So this weekend was no ordinary weekend for me myself and I. At three o´clock on a friday afternoo my twin sister decides that we should go to Djúpivogur (Deep Creek) up east to listen to our aunt sing at the local bar where the italian artist festival was held. I had work until six, but decided to skip and take the chance of a perhaps being fired once again...

So the ride normally takes 7 hours, but Juicy´s right foot was bothering her a bit so she stept on it and got us there in 5 hours. Deep Creek is a small fishing village, not unlike Grindavík, but has only around 300-400 people. In the icelandic lingo Deep Creek is called "Congo" because the first people to settle there was an african and his icelandic wife. In Congo, like you can imagine there is always something going on and this time our aunt was singing a jazz song with her husband at this italian art festival. Needless to say my aunt kicked some ass and got offered a record contract, hey maybe I will join her and sing vocals for her new album and become the singer Kiwi has always said I am... After a long night of drinking I have a habit of calling people in different countires from my cell phone and this time I managed to phone three countries, Sweden, North-America and New-Zealand. Please support this bad habit of mine and donate money to this account:

0143-1001

On our way home we decided to get home safely and my twin drove. The weather was awesome and the glaciers and mountains were incredible. We decided to stop at the biggest glacier in Europe, Vatnajökull, where one of the James Bond films where filmed. Good old Ólöf was of cours not wearing hiking gear or other suitable clothing, so she hiked the place in her slippers and shorts. You can imagine how that went, I got stuck in the mud and got dirt all over me trying to get back on track. I had to completely change my outfit in the parking lot coz I was so dirty I couldn´t do it in the car. I got a couple of hunks from cars passing by and some even stopped to take pictures and laugh at me. Perhaps one of the 5 most imbarrassing moments of my unlucky life...

The rest of the ride home was smooth and troubleless. From now on I am going to think things through before doing them and stop this cell phone calls to foreign countries... I am also going to keep my job and stop the ass shaking dance I tend to do after I have had one too many...

Batnandi mönnum er best að lifa! Hasta la vista baby

I´ll take you to the candy shop...

2005-03-16T15:53:00.000-08:00

I wonder what 50 cent means by this:

I´ll take you to the candy shop, I´ll let you lick the lolly pop...

Henyways... as you know, Icelanders are famous for their generous vacation days. For example, today is my last day of school for easter break!! But as you can imagine the fishermans daughter has to work while she is not in school or playing soccer, so tomorrow morning I begin my fish cutting career once again and this time for at least a week and a half, money money money:)

This weekend I might go up east once again to visit my aunt and cousins who live up there, in a small fishing village with only 700 people, vuhu, that will be so funny and I don´t doubt that I will paint the town red or any other colour I find...

Well, time to go to bed, hard fishcutting workout awaits me at 7:30 tomorrow morning, góða nótt!!

You must be a famous rapper!!

2005-03-14T15:25:00.000-08:00

So I went to this class today that I havent exactly been showing up at lately and asked my teacher for my paper that I had turned in a while ago. The teacher goes... oh yeah, uh let me see and takes a while to look for it. Then he turns to me and says, sorry I dont have your paper. Mother fucker... she had lost it (I thought to myself) Then he comes up to me and goes: Thóra, I think you have aldready picked up your paper...Thóra? Is she talking to me? It turns out he had no idea what my name was and guessed that I must be a "Thóra" type of girl!!

Jesus Bobby, how bad is it when the teachers who see you everyday in a 20 person classroom forget your name!! (well I guess I havent been showing up, but still COME ON!) He knew my name to begin with and now he forgot it. I will have to do some major comeback to this University of Iceland considering the fact that before my trips out of the country I was well known and looked at... hehe

Will make a good comeback tomorrow, drop my bag infront of a handsome law student and do my legendary "oh.. upps..."

until next, au revoir

The thinker.... or the stinker???

2005-03-13T17:01:00.000-08:00

Yo listen up this is a story about a little man who lived in a blue house... high five for those who know this song...

Anyways, life in Grindavík Iceland is freaking good. Tonight I saw the most incredible northern lights I have ever seen in my life, they were moving like me last saturday night and everything! hehe...

The best part about being at home though is that you always get a home cooked meal and I can show up for work whenever I feel like it. I also just show up for classes if I feel like going...

Due to some ass kicking fishing that the boats are doing these days, me and my twin sister had to work in the fish factory last saturday, boy was that one of the funnest saturdays since my adventure the other day;) We were both put in this one place called "leggja í pækil" wich basically means to put the fish in this special type of water. While listening to Snoop Doggs new album (man would he come over here and kick my ass if he knew that a bunch of white people were listening to his gangster rapp while working in a fish factory...) we decided to write a book about how to keep in shape while working in a fish factory. One of the things we came up with was to stand in your right leg only and use ur right arm only for a whole fishing tank (the amount of time it takes you to fill it up) Another one was to flex ur abs while cutting twenty fishes, then switch to flexing ur butt for another twenty fishes. We also guarentee results in two weeks!!

This idea sounded great at the time, so you never know if i might drop out of school and become to new "how to" girl how to get into shape, how to cheat in drugs and society, how to drink for various days in a row, how to give body shots to stangers... :) haha

I just found out that my siss and her boy are coming to the land of ice in june... Jesus Bobby, is Iceland ready for Wiss or is Wiss ready for Iceland?? I hope D-Berg and Pat wont stand me up for the first weekend of august... I have already told my coach I would be gone for that month so guys, u have to come!!

Anyways, just finished a ten page paper in spanish that I started today and am on my way to celebrate that along my first weekend since I dont know when of being sober!! I have also quit eating candy, so life is but a dream!

hehe from the cold iceland, i salute you and bid you goodnite...

c ya, wouldnt wanna b ya...

Love shine a light...

2005-03-09T07:05:00.000-08:00

Went to my first practise after, well let´s just say a long week of too much fun, last night and holy smokes did I not perform like juicy is used to... My coach wasn´t too impressed with my "business trip" and made me run extra sprints at the end of practise, that mother.....

I also went to my first class in ages at the University of Iceland and it was as if I never left that place, so I encourage all of you my friends to just take a few weeks off when you think you have had enough, school can wait but life doesn´t!!

I have a long night of watching soccer ahead of me so i better get on with my homework. I am fixing this page so you guys can see some pictures from life in Iceland, so you better show me some love and participate...

that´s it for now, have a good one

OLOF

Guuuuuuuuleyyy!!

2005-03-08T00:35:00.000-08:00

Just a quick shout out to all of you who I abused alcoholickly during my surprise visit. Thank you all for showing me a great time and reminding me of what I am missing in the land of dreams...

As you can imagine, after a hard night in Stillwater I managed to sleep for the entire time in the airplane, I slept so hard I almost didnt´t wake up and almost went all the way to Sweden with the connecting flight. That would have been funny haha.

Here is a little recap of my visit:

Monday: Surprised the whole world with just showing up at the doorstep at 1544 Grand
Tuesday: Still surprising people, went out to dinner and ended up at the Onion for Kristjáns birthday. Got reunited with vodkaredbull and need I say more how the night ended??
Wednesday: Cant remember at the moment, what the hell did we do then??? HELP
Thursday: Dehydrated (how do you spell that??) and Plum´s for Kristján´s actual birthday. Vodkaredbull was never far away from me.
Friday: Vodkaredbull still in my system but that didn´t stop us from going out, this time down town. Went to this live music bar, got tricked into singing with Wiss "Sweet Caroline.. oh oh oh" on stage... Ended up at a club called Annex.
Saturday: Albertville, shop shop shop till we all dropped. Went to Friday´s for dinner with all my favorites. Played never have I ever at the house... and lets just say that I will never be the same again... never play this game with family members... hehe. Ended up at Spin, where some unusual things happened ;) I love how small the world is. SWITCH!
Sunday: Woke up with a smile on my face that didnt leave until now. Sun was shining and we took the day at Mollie´s in Stillwater. By far the funnest Sunday I have had in a while.
Monday: Time to leave and say goodbye. Hate goodbyes... Promised to show up for graduation and Juicy never breaks a promise. I will just have to cut a lot of fish in order to be able to come;) We got good seats in the airplane and like I said, I didnt wake up until we landed in dark old Iceland.

Today will be hard... I have a class in about an hour, then homework and then... PRACTISE!!! My coach wont be happy with me and my "business trip" to the states, but hey what can you do? If you wont hear from me soon then I got a heart attack at practise, or my lungs might have given up on me.

Once again thanx for a great visit. Muchos love-yous.

-Ólöf Daðey-

If you guys are angels i´d rather go to hell...

2005-03-04T15:07:00.000-08:00

So my dear friends, as some of you have noticed, that booty is back in America, stronger then ever!! I came for a surprise visit for a week coz I thought this webpage needed a little promotion...

So far I have done absolutely nothing, gone to the mall, hung out with friends and loved ones and drunk the piss beer americans make. I also met up with the love of my life... vodkaredbull. He hasn´t changed a bit and i don´t know why I ever left him!!

My cousin is here with me and he wants to give a shout out to all of you who rememberd his birthday. To those who bought him drinks that particular night, well lets say he is paying for them today;)

Tonight should be good, dinner, drinks, dance, doalittlelove, get down tonight!!! hehe. Well the icecold beer is calling my name from not to far. I think I´d better go save it from the isolation in that tiny bottle.

Until next time, bæó!!

What´s that booty doing on a white girl?

2005-02-27T15:26:00.000-08:00

Hey ya!! How´s it going? Hope none of you are reading this while studying at the library. Shame on you. Go home and read it there.

Iceland has been treating the ice-queen pretty well lately coz the weather has been amazing, about 4c and sunny! Can you believe it, there is no snow or anything, just rocks and moss... Beautiful!! I have also been very busy cutting fish at the factory and cleaning the offices while not studying.. who am I kidding, I don´t study;)

I have a big test tomorrow that I havent started studying for and it is 23:32 right now... I think I might look over a few notes while watching the Oscars, will probably learn more about designers and shit than actually the history of the aztecas... hehe

But as you all know, my cousin, Kristján, is coming to town tomorrow. I want each and every one of you to put down your books, buy some beer and go party with him (but he prefers vodka) because he will turn 25 the 3rd of march!!

Right now I really have to start studying or else I will likely fail and pull a Kiwi once again, MCTC BABY!!

thank you very please, juicy is out.

Call it what you want to call it, you´re a f*****g alcoholic

2005-02-25T07:52:00.000-08:00

Yo! I have to say I am a bit disapointed with you all. No comments on my Denmark trip!! Well, maybe I just have to start telling the whole truth, and not leave anything out... it is a fact that sex-sells haha just joking.

So Denmark was cool as shit and yes you can get vodka and red bull over there, you can even get it for free!! But I have to say I do miss it, getting all my drinks for free (unlike now, I only get the first two for free!!)

School is going ok. I havent been too focused on it though, but you know me, I am just so smart I dont have to;) I have one big exam coming up next week that I am going to study for this weekend and not party. Yes, NOT PARTY this weekend... Its like having oreos with no milk, Ólöf=not party, it just doesnt seem right... But I have to do it in order not to become like Kiwi.... hahhaa

Anyways, I have to go to practise, write more later

I get knocked down but I get up again, ur never gonna keep me down...
(a beer from me if you know this song)

love juicy

2005-02-24T01:43:00.000-08:00

At 6.am on friday the 18th, Juicy and her two companions, Magga Stína Rokk (Magga the rock queen) and Bögga (Bögga the ice queen) left for a trip of their life, to a little place that we were raised up to hate, DENMARK. The reasons we are raised up hating them are the following:

We were controled by their king until ´44 (forced to speak danish on sundays...)
They ALWAYS kick our ass in any kind of sport activity, even dancing.
And we were forced to learn their stupid language for 10 years at school, need I say more??

So you, dear reader, must be thinking to yourself right now, "Then what on earth made you guys wanna go there??" Well the reason is simple. Our dear friend Bára (a female who loves beer) is studying there how to become the world gratest interiour designer. So us, being such great friends decided to go and visit her, and face her fears. It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that TUBORG is danish and the beer over all costs about 5 cents.

So, on with the story. Atfer catching the correct flight and not getting lost at "Kastrup" airport, the three amigos had to catch the correct train for three hours to a place in the middle of nowhere, Randers. Juicy, being so good with languages and claims she speaks 5 of them decided to go and buy the tickets for us. Too proud to admit that I didnt really understand that ladies danish, I tell the girls which train we had to take and where (even though I knew I was just guessing what that lady had said...) So as you smart readers have figured out, we did take the wrong train and got lost in Denmark. It was after a few tears of laughter and some yelling at the group´s language guru that one fine gentleman came to our rescue and told us where to go and at what time :)

The rest of the trip was easy, appearantly danish guys are georgeous (but the trio was just looking, not touching as you can imagine...) danish beer is incredible, my friends are bad with directions and laugh a lot, I like to call the sates when I have had one too many and after all the danish nation thinks very higly of small Iceland and everywhere we came we were loved and treated like queens!! I even got free vodka and red bull over there!!!

Our last night in Denmark we went to the Hard Rock cafe in Kobenhavn and the bartender fell in love with us, we drank for free the whole night and ended up in an after party with the staff and the manager singing YMCA on top of the tables!!

So as you can hear ladies and gents, time flies when you are having fun;)

write more later, I am late for work.

Wednesday-white-wine-drinking

2005-02-16T17:03:00.000-08:00

Hey alliuppa!!

Hows it hanging? A little to the left? Thought so;) Well today was a very good day, not just because I cooked some awesome food at work, but also I had whitewine at school!! We were taking a break at the boring ass spanish class I am taking and I went down stairs to get some fresh air. On my way down I noticed a bunch of handsome lawyers giving away free whitewine!! Hang on a sec, am I still dreaming?? But then one of them comes up to me and says: "hey, Ólöf right?" I was just like, huh, yeah, why? "No, I just recognize you from the elections, dont you want to have some whitewine with us? We are advertising for this company and you are more then welcome to join us in some afternoon drinking." Holy smokes, free drinks with a bunch of hot guys practising law... or going back to class?? Hehe you can only imagine what I did. I went back to class, got my stuff and left to go drinking with those fine gentlemen!!!!

As you can imagine driving home was a challange and I managed to forget where I parked the car... But I found it and got home safely.

So as you can see you can drink in Icelandic Universities!! That makes up for no vodka-red-bull right????????

As for any thing else, I am just working my ass off and hoping to win the lotterie so I can come and visit you guys. I am working on getting Annie and Megs to come here for the summer and play some footie with me:) I am also preparing to go to Denmark with my girlfriends and boy will that be something...

Well enough for now, catch you on the flip side

My my my my my milkshake....

2005-02-15T15:17:00.000-08:00

ok guys, so your reflexes are good and i cant see why i should not tell you a few stories from the icelandic layed back life... hehe

well since i have been home i have done this:

i went completely bankrupt.
i lost myself in the icelandic nightlife.
i got my job back that i had lost from too much partying.
i got myself into the university politics.
as you can imagine i also won the elections;)
i bought a killer outfit and showed it off last weekend.
i hosted a swede for a few days that could not handle his drinking very well:)
and last but not least i got 75% on my first test at the university of iceland.

so folks, how about that?

as you all know i live in an apartment down town Reykjavík with my twin sister. i am originally from Grindavík, which is about 40 min from Reykjavík so I go there to work and when we have no money to buy food ;)

next friday i am going to a place i promised myself i would never go to, DENMARK!! I am going with my better half (Magga) and my other half (Ingibjörg) us three are going to visit another friend of ours who is studying over there and of course we are going to drink the beer there, but for those of you who dont know, TUBORG is danish!!

tomorrow i have a busy day, school, work, pre-beer-drinking with my danish travellers and work again... i know what you are thinking, but i actually do things way better if i have a few beers in me, just ask the soccer girls, they know!!

anyways, enough for now, will tell you all about last weekend (that was very interesting indeed) in my next blog, just have to clarify some things coz i seem to have some gaps in my memory, have you ever had that desiese?? (i am not responsable for any grammer or spelling mistake what so ever, please contact my nearest family member who will take these kinds of responsabilities..)

whopppa!!

Say whaaaat?

2005-02-15T09:43:00.000-08:00

Ok you punk asses, this is your lucky day because I am starting to blog in english so that you all will not forget the crazy icelandic chick who drank you all under the table!! (yes Pat Kelly and Kiwi, i am talking about you guys!!)

to begin with I will blog every once in a while and if the reactions are good (in other words if you comment a lot....) then I will continue and tell you all the crazy shit I get myself into during beer-and-bacardi-breezer drinking (yes, it is sad but true, we dont have vodka and red bull over here...)

so please let me know what you guys think so that I can see if this is worth it;) Wiss, I expect you to be my number one fan and Kiwi DONT TELL THEM ABOUT MY SCANDALS, k???

so now you guys know a bit how this crazy phenomenon goes so I am expecting some "I LOVE YOU´S" from all of you. As you know Valentines day just passed so i wanted to say thanx for all the flowers i got and all the kisses that got sent to me from xxx hehe

take care and dont do anything i wouldnt do!!!

love juicy